I guess the party is over...for now, anyway. Need some advice from my fellow tokers out there. I knew this day was coming, but I just got the phone call today that--oh shit--I'm being drug-tested tomorrow. In anticipation of knowing that I'd soon be looking for a new job, I haven't smoked since Thanksgiving evening (2012), so as of tomorrow we're looking at roughly 13 days of being totally clean. Some stats: I'm female, age 43, and have lost roughly 30lbs since April 2012 through exercise and sensible eating. As for smoking habits, usually I smoke at night solely for the sleeping benefits, but occasionally have (had) days where I've smoked all day. Haven't done that in a LONG time, though. I have to take this test at 9am tomorrow morning (12/5/2012), which gives me times to take my first good morning whizz, and haul ass to Walmart to buy Certo and Powerade (as someone suggested in a different drug testing forum on this site) to hopefully alter any incriminating results. Any other suggestions would be appreciated. I'm sitting here right now downing my second huge cup of apple cider vinegar and ice water. Any input on this mixture, other than the obvious benefits that apple cider vinegar offers? Thanks! Good luck to anyone else going through this right now. I think it's complete BS to have to endure drug testing for an $8.50/hour temp job. For the last 8 years, I worked for a corporate entity whose drug/alcohol policy was vague at best, giving the impression that the company really didnt give a shit about what anyone did on their own time, so long as you weren't coming into work under the influence. That's about the ONLY thing I miss about that job!